Professional Brown Noser

Dr. Professional Brown Noser (possibly born in Perth, Scotland), was an author most known for writing the controversial scripture Cunt. The scripture is described as a form of learning device, especially directed at a younger demographic. As the name implies, it has been deemed extremely offensive. Content in the scripture ranges from sexual abuse, racial discrimination, political incorrectness, endorsement of slavery etc.

Early life
Not much is known about Dr. Brown Noser's personal life. It has been heavily speculated that he was born in Perth, Scotland sometime before 1891. A fake birth certificate claimed that his birth name was Arvid Brown, which has been debunked. His birth date is listed as October 24, 1884, a claim that is highly unlikely. It has also been speculated that Brown's mother died during pregnancy with another child.

Death
Dr. Brown Noser's death has never been verified. In a book by April Lagan published in 1991, there’s a list of authors death dates next to their names. Next to Brown's name, it clearly says "(????–1959)".